An AVG of Hipster Club Proportions (NSFW)

Disclaimer: This content of this song is not suitable for young ears. It is not advised that you turn this up at work or anywhere near your grandmother. Also, as this is usually a “trendy” tastemaking blog, it must be made clear that this song is WAY OLD. I do not care about that one bit though. This is still my jam as I find it hilarious even today.

Yes, I like to play myself on my own websites.

This video was made to accompany Pase Rock‘s killer club jam “Lindsay Lohan’s Revenge.” It is basically his imagining of her sonic response to the crazy instances of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears being caught wearing no underwear under their very short club dresses and skirts. There are many funny videos that get made to accompany songs, but this one is unsung and it is syncopated to the beat no less.


If after watching this video, you feel the need to own this song like I do.  Be sure to cop the digital download of the EP over at Turntable Lab.

Lyrical Irony: A Rapper Named Finale Who Is Just Getting Started

Photo by Erik V. Stephens of Crush Media Group, LLC

Derek “Finale” Cooper is another peer of mine. When I was making my way into the Detroit hip hop scene, Finale was one of the first rappers from the city that I connected with [through mutual acquaintances]. In Finale’s early days, he was the fierce battle rapper with scathing bars of fury. The thing is, Derek had a rapid-fire flow that I think put him at a disadvantage from more simplisitic, punchliney rappers, who would rather make attempts at getting a laugh with a racial joke than show true skill in lyricism. People tend to like the simple stuff, so a complex eMCee like Finale never stayed on top of the battle charts. He was always feared and respected, but he was not a regular battle winner. Finale knew this, so he quickly bowed out of the Detroit rap battle scene and focused on his songwriting. It was then that Derek showed his true calling.

Seriously, brougham (pronounced “BROH-HAM”) can rap, no question. He can be brutal, then switch it up and play comforting. Finale has the chops to give a track whatever it needs to truly have value. I have always been trying to work on songs with him for the longest time and we have yet to do so. That is what happens when two passionate individuals – that stay busy – try to work together though, unless our interests are right there at that moment it is not happening.

I do have a random rap track that Finale and I did for a mixtape. I cannot even give you a year of when this track was recorded, but this was definitely in our early days. My raps have possibly gotten a lot better since this time. In fact, I am almost sure of it. LOL I bet Finale would proffer the same and he would be right. I have heard his new record A Pipe Dream and A Promise released April 7th on Interdependent Media and I just hear a friend that has grown A LOT.

My man Derek is a chill, quiet guy. You will see him everywhere in Detroit, but you will not find him in the streets “showing out,” as my Mom would say. Finale is not a rapper that is going to beg for your attention. If anything, he is just going to quickly recite his carefully-scripted verses, amaze you and leave. A guy like him has seen a lot in his short career as an eMCee. He is not amused by everything shiny; he does not chase down every bird that sings sweet nothings in his ear. He is a man on a mission. You will come to learn this as you listen to his new record. In fact, you can catch glimpses of that via a mix by Californian DJ King Most (SoulStrut.com connect, what up!) here: http://media.audibletreats.com/Finale-MegaMix-KingMost.mp3

You would do yourself a community service by paying attention to this promising eMCee that does more “pipe-cleaning” in terms of ear canals than “pipe dreaming.” He is a part of the new breed of the second coming of Detroit artists making an indelible mark on music. Remember, it comes out April 7th, so just mosey on to Amazon.com right now and buy it now!

V Count Macula’s “Smooth Wizardz”

I found this over at Rude Jude’s spot. I am not endorsing this as a quality track, but the video is awesome. The visuals are stunning and the costumes are stellar. Oh, this video was made in Detroit. I even recognize half of the extras.



There is not a ton of information about V Count, but I know one thing – he’s on my radar. From my quick Google investigation, V stands for Vaughn and Vaughn is a visual artist too, as well as a rapper/singer. Yep, I am intrigued, so I will leave it here and get back with more details about this artistic phenomenon.

The moral of the story for this video though is V Count Macula “wouldn’t really be shit without [his] crew.” I hear he is looking for female back-up dancers, music producers and performance opportunities. I mean, I’d pay to see him, wouldn’t you? I would imagine the event would be an instant classic as soon as Macula hits the stage.

Jamie Foxx, Forest, Jake, Samuel L & Ron Howard

I know this is not par for the course on this blog, but I’m a whimsical guy. Honestly, I rarely find enjoyment in a lot of current music, but when I come across “Blame It” by Jamie Foxx featuring T-Pain (who is a pop genius, by the way) I always turn it up.

Anyway, I found this video on the Sneakers:Suits blog as I was excited those brothers were back at it. They’re young and not as affected in the mind like myself. You will find far more music on a page like theirs, but I am digressing…

The title is only to lure you into the fact that the five most random dudes are in the video for this club song. I have no clue if they are doing a movie together; I have not done a lick of research. Maybe you can clear this situation up (Ron Howard, really?). Seriously, I think they purposely made him look as disheveled as possible; even though, he’s the richest guy in the room. AWESOME.

Anyway, you can enjoy this like I did or just be crabby because it’s a radio song. Either way, Ron Howard is STILL the man.

Seriously though, vet this situation. I’ll find something to send you for free. Jamix Foxx, Forest Whitaker, Jake Gyllenhaal, Samuel L. Jackson and Ron Howard… FTW.